psimagnet:

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

(via teenagerposts)

hatin:

Fuck dishonest friends fuck disloyal friends fuck fake friends 

theparttimemisanthrope:

Sansa: Your list?

Arya: Of people I’m going to kill.

Sansa:

(via humorstaff)

pagetbrewstar:

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

(via thebootydiaries)

thismachineplaysme:

showerthoughtsofficial:

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

(Source: reddit.com, via legalwifi)